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Post by Sora on Sept 24, 2007 20:14:04 GMT -5
Xyla was thoughtfully chewing on the drumstick Haku had roasted over the fire and looked up at Sora, who was standing at the edge of camp, staring out over the cliff dramatically, hair blowing in the cold wind.
She squinted out at her friend. It was a little hard to tell, and Sora seemed like a blank figure from the back, but it looked to Xyla like Sora had put on some weight recently. From her perspective.
Kata squatted next to Haku (who was tending to the stew), having given up on trying to eat her portion of the meal. "So what did...Kyousei have to say about the hydra?" she inquired. Haku stirred carefully, checking the fire's temperature every few seconds.
"It's apparently extremely dangerous, and takes the snowfield as its own territory. It's ventured close to Elrand a few times and that's what made him post the bounty."
Keii ran by, screaming, "RAPE IS COMING!"
[ I don't think anyone will get that except Zak ]
The others ignored him.
Shinji was perusing an old map Kyousei had bequeathed upon them. He walked over to the fire, warming the hand that wasn't holding the map over the flames. "Where did he say it might be?" he questioned.
"Somewhere to the northeast." Haku ladled some soup out, sipped it critically, frowned and went back to stirring. "We'll probably find it by tomorrow, if we're lucky."
[ okay...I'm too lazy to do more, someone can RP us going to bed, or leaving, or something...meh ]
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Post by Shiki on Sept 24, 2007 20:44:14 GMT -5
As the sun began to set Shiki watched it with a sigh.
"What's up Shinji? Something on your mind?"
"Ah nothing... Just thinking about someone..."
"Ah, well you better get some sleep. We've got a big day ahead of us, what with slaying the hydra and all."
"Shouldn't we eat first?"
"Oh yeah, good idea... YO HAKU How's that stew coming?"
"DIDN'T YOU GUYS HEAR ME!? RAPE IS COMING!" Keii shouted and ran in circles around the camp as if being chased by a bunch of ninjas.
"Ah pipe down there Mr. Drunk. Here have some stew and a rabbit leg."
"OOOOOOOOOO! FOOD!"
Once everyone had eaten their fill, the girls cleaned up the mess while the guys tried setting up camp and failed. In the end Shiki had to break up Keii and Haku's argument on which pole went where and set everything up himself. Aizaku quickly crawled into his tent and took out his hair care products. Extreme cold was not doing wonders for his shmexy hair. After all the good-nights were said everyone crawled into their respective tents except for Shiki. Ever since he had talked with Selina he had wondered about what she had said. Could Ater truly be hell bent on taking over the world? Ater had given Shiki so much, a home, a name, and elite training. Who was he to question the motives of his god? Shiki lay on the cold field and mulled over his thoughts and doubts. As hard as he tried sleep wouldn't come either in his tent or out. Eventually he gave up on sleep and just sat watching the moon and the stars shine in the night sky. He wondered if Selina was worried about her "niece" at all. His thoughts drifted from Ater, to the Overlord, to Selina, then finally to his "companions." Finally he contented himself with just staring at the sky, and marveling in the beauty of the peace and quiet he had never known back home.
*Cheesy, lame with a little hint of sappyness. Oh how sweet it is, the calm before the storm
**Haku seems like the Brock of our little gang...
***Aizaku withdrew his money and decided he had nothing better to do and quickly joined back up with us after we came out of Kyousei's mysterious house
****Yes I made the girls clean up... So what? Obviously the guys would wanna prove their machoness and insist on setting up camp.
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Post by Xyla on Sept 24, 2007 23:39:43 GMT -5
The moon came up and looked down upon the weary travellers....
...who weren't, in fact, sleeping.
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
The insanity all started when a knuckle-headed former green-head took it in her head to disturb her fellow neighbors...
I caught him in the shower. It was the perfect murder. First I shot him with a paintball gun, then stabbed him. The blood washed away into the drain. I put his body in a bag and threw it into the trashcan where it wouldn't be found for a while. I then spilled wine on the trashcan, and pushed it off the balcony with perfectly gloved hands. Wait a minute. What?
....Sora woke up from her dream of randomness that made no sense and stared into the freakish pink eyes of Xyla.
"What. The. FIVE??" she demanded. "Have you come to wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me about your dreams, AGAIN??"
"No! Of course not!" Xyla exclaimed. "Though I DID just have one about a hawt guy named Akutabi, who was mistaken for a girl when he went into a girl's bathroom in a museum, but... no. Actually, I just had a fantastic idea! How about, let's......"
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
Meanwhile, in the other half of the camp, two very disturbed males were sitting in a tent that smelled like dead fish with a WTF expression on their faces, as a third was gesturing wildly.
"Keii?" Aizaku's hair finally ventured. "Why, oh WHY have you dragged us to your tent? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?"
"Well! I had a great idea! I was getting lonely, so let's sleep together!" Keii said.
Haku stared at Keii in horror as a terrible idea dawned on him. "You're not gay, are you?"
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
Meanwhile, in a dark and forbidding tent, a girl writhed and squirmed in agony, twitching occasionally as she gurgled.....
... the moon went lower for a closer look, and saw that the girl was in fact Kata.
If the moon could talk, it would say, "......"
"NO! NO! YOU CAN'T!" Kata screamed in terror.
"Oh, yes, we CAN," A sinister voice said. "We CAN and WILL tell Kyousei of your love affair with Asjon, unless! You confess your love to Kyousei!"
"But, but.... Sora...."
There was a THUD as a blunt object struck Kata's skull.
"What's wrong with you!" Sora exclaimed. "You're not supposed to reveal it's us to the reader! That kills all the suspense and irony! Good grief! Haven't you ever read stories like, The Sniper and The Most Dangerous Game?? You're supposed to keep the reader on edge till the very end! You're not supposed to reveal our identities! Yet! GOSH!"
Xyla sighed. "Well, I guess that didn't work... let's play another game! This is the most dangerous game (*shot*) known to mankind, a game of thrill and excitement and suspense.... are you ready? Let's play...."
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
"TRUTH OR DARE??" Haku exclaimed. "THAT was the reason you dragged us to your weird-smelling tent??"
Keii was shot by invisible guns.
"Well!" He exclaimed. "It seems fun!"
"To girls! I'm outta here!" Aizaku declared as his shmexy hair stood up with a dramatic flourish. "Ask Shinji to play with you!"
"I can't!" Keii wailed. "He's hetero, for SURE!"
There was a slight pause as the slightly more sane duo absorbed this comment. "Wait a minute, so you ARE ga--?"
"No! Of course not!" Keii said. Convincingly. "Look, just, uh, stay, please." He used puppy-dog eyes, which, on Keii, just had a strange and awe-inspiring effect. Then he sighed. "The truth of the matter is, I want to go to the restroom, but I always hear tales about haunted restrooms! SO PLEASE! GO WITH ME!"
The trio made their way to the restroom... (which conveniently exists for the purpose of this post. Screw the plotholes, we're main characters!)
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
"Truth," Kata chose. When she caught the malovolent glim in Xyla's eye, however, she quickly changed her mind. "Nevermind! Dare."
Sora snickered. "I dare you to bury yourself in the snow outside! Like, you know how people bury themselves in the sand? Do it, instead, in the snow!"
Why do I put up with this crap? Kata asked mentally as she stalked out into the snow. I'd do anything they ask me to! Why?? I swear, one day I'll end up patching up the ozone just for them or something totally insane like that!
How right she was.
DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMPLINGS!
Our splendid brave trio has ventured to the restroom successfully. It was a normal restroom, as such. No cracked mirrors, no suspicious puddles of waters on the floor. It was just. A restroom. (albeit one in the middle of the snowfield, but that did not occur to them.)
"OoOoOoOh," Aizaku's hair said, as he gazed upon himself in the mirror. "Shmexy."
Meanwhile, Haku was arguing upon the definition of an oldbag with his summon spirits.
Keii, relieved, walked towards a toilet....
....only to see a hand rise out of it. "Mask's Majora!" he exclaimed in some unknown lingo. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alarmed, Haku and Aizaku dashed towards Keii's toilet.
It was normal.
"...."
"I SWEAR!!! THERE WAS A HAND!! COMING OUT OF THE TOILET!!" Keii yelled as the trio went on their way back to their tent. "I'M NOT IMAGINING THINGS!!"
"Someone needs medical assistance," Haku muttered.
"Definitely," Aizaku agreed. "Next thing you know, he'll be screaming about some face in the snow or something...."
......and that was when the trio dropped dead.
Ten feet in front of them, was a pale, feminine face. In the snow.
"RAPE IS COMING!!!!!!!"
Off in the distance, Shiki sat up as he looked back towards the direction of the camp. "What. The. Five?"
The moon left, amused at the course of events. The sun came up and smiled upon seven weary travellers as they slept into the day....
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Post by Keii on Sept 24, 2007 23:57:11 GMT -5
alex.. ima boyscout. im one of the fastest at fixin up mah tent. i think you know who would win the fight. ITS THE LONGER POLE, HAKU!
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Post by Haku on Sept 25, 2007 0:00:20 GMT -5
I claim this post in the name of Brest! dies* Henry Tudor? Err yeah because I have some ideas. And because I can do the part where we all wake up and find-- DUN DUN DUN DUNG~ And I can't do it now because parents are being all naggish. nyeah see.
(zak is probably right i lack camping experience totally.)
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Post by Shiki on Sept 25, 2007 20:11:44 GMT -5
alex.. ima boyscout. im one of the fastest at fixin up mah tent. i think you know who would win the fight. ITS THE LONGER POLE, HAKU! Well remember Zak.... You're still hungover.... That's how ya saw the hand. *nods* (We should get a nodding smiley) AH XYLA MADE ME SLEEP! NO MY INSOMNIA! Ah well...
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Post by Sora on Sept 26, 2007 19:21:28 GMT -5
at least you didn't have to deal with our insanity, right? And besides you were dreaming of Selina~~~
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Post by Shiki on Sept 26, 2007 23:50:12 GMT -5
at least you didn't have to deal with our insanity, right? And besides you were dreaming of Selina~~~ .... T_T Great, now instead of Kyousei and Kata Selina and I are the new couple...
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Post by Keii on Oct 4, 2007 21:05:45 GMT -5
so whos up next?
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Post by Shiki on Oct 4, 2007 21:16:18 GMT -5
Tis supposed to be Haku... Let us refrain from posting here again or else Bunnie will lock this thread and get mad...
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Post by Haku on Oct 7, 2007 23:21:59 GMT -5
Yeah uh. You guys kind of followed mah post. So I'm doing this here. Since it's easier to tell that this is a continuation. Yeahhh. (wut the smilies changed?)
The moon, having tired of the strange group of dumplings, decided to shine on the other side of this barely legal, copyright infringing world.
So the sun, with questionable indigestion, rose to become the pitiful narrator of this pitifully pitiful excerpt. Pitiful.
It was a not-so-glorious morning, being in a tent stuck with some very questionable main characters.
Some non-morning-people-who-were-currently-irritable-being-stuck-in-a-smelly-tent-irritable.
"Oh Royal..you're fur is so sofftt~" "He's..petting..my..hair.." "Well what did you expect. It being so luscious and all. That just leaves us to question who in fact this Royal is," states a nonchalant Shinji matter of factly. "Does that really matter at ALL? Just wake up the sleeping lummox so we can get a move on!" "Someone's a bit prissy" snorts Shinji. "Given that his infernal SNORING was the only thing I could hear for the entire night! Gave me some weird dream..something about benches..chicken pot pies..oldbags with tennis rackets.." "..." "..." "Let's go wake up the ladies shall we?" "HEY, YOU'RE NOT ROYAL!" ...
In the slightly-in-an-almost-unnotice-able-way-more-feminine side of camp..
"DUMPLINGS." "FRIENDSHIP BOX!?!" "Damn right my cravat is better than your--oh look it's morning."
"What was in that stew last night!?! I had the most non-Kyousei related dream.." "...dumplings..."
The two groups exited their camps only to stare at one other around the campfire. "Right. Uh. We should go and. Kill that hydra now." Sora points in a north-easternly way* "Sora! We must have breakfast first! It's the most vital meal of the day!" Xyla prods at her carrot-doll* "I could make up something..but we're lacking in the ingredients department.." Haku rubs his forehead in a I-have-a-killer-migraine fashion. "I'VE GOT EGGS!" Keii blurts out of the random blue. "What. The. FIVE!?!" "Yeah! They came from that nest over there!" "Oh..eggs..right.."
So Haku cooked 'em up some nice omelettes, quiches, scrambled, and sunny side up, respectively. So the disgruntled group of main characters ate their eggs in a monotony, one with a dopey smile pasted on his face as he loves eggs, one with a groan as he was battling the evils of migraine-ism, one with a distraught expression as his normally-fabulous hair was tangled like you couldn't imagine, one looking slightly contemplative but otherwise normal, one considering the relations of dumplings and carrots, one thinking of what color her next cravat should be, and the other considering how to effectively incorporate a Kaibaman in her childrens card game deck.
So when breakfast was over with, the main characters packed up and began to head out when..
Something of disastrous proportions struck.
FLATULENCE.
"WHAT THE FIVE!?!" moaned the main characters as their digestive system went thoroughly off track. Except for one main character, who looked onward to destiny. "Keii..those..eggs.." "Yes?" "..." "At this junction of maturation.. I could kill you.." "What?! Hey it's not my fault you guys cant handle some rotten eggs.." "ROTTEN!?! You said they came from that nest!" "Yeah, I put them there for the night." "..." "What! I always carry around my eggs with me. I needed a place to put 'em." "SHNARGLEPUSS!?!" ...
So the main characters were delayed even FURTHER from their inevitable destiny of vanquishing evil.
And for some odd reason the temperature began to rise ominously.
As the sun couldn't stop farting out fire.
...
Ater's Egg version of the Crush Card Virus is deemed ILLEGAL in orthodox children's card games. But in the universe of the gods, it's totally fair. Totally.
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Post by Shiki on Oct 8, 2007 21:20:01 GMT -5
T_T Keii... You gave us diarrhea eggs...
Why is it Keii was immune to the virus!? How many rotten eggs has he eaten before?
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Post by kasai on Oct 8, 2007 23:25:13 GMT -5
Where those eggs scrambled? or CREAMED?
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Post by Keii on Oct 9, 2007 17:33:58 GMT -5
mmm quiches.. i was gonna bring them to church the other day. but u guys would probably think they were made from rotten eggs. SHNARgLEPUSS! and will the hydra be outside in the snow? i think it should be underground and we should venture into some abandoned mine and look for it, kill it, and be in a cave. hydras do not belong outside. and we should hafta see some eggs. like u know all those other scary movies with aliens and beasts? EGGS are the answer to the world ;D.
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Post by Sora on Oct 9, 2007 20:45:29 GMT -5
T_T; if you like...but it's your turn to RP next, or Haku.
But...those purrots may pose a problem if shot at us underground...
hmm.
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