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Post by Keii on Oct 10, 2007 19:57:01 GMT -5
purrots shot at us? ok i might go when my parents arent nagging. dont delete this, ill mod. um... And so the odd adventurers packed up camp as odd as they could and strided out of the site. The sun seemed quite interested today because on other days he would only watch random animals get hunted. " I'm pooped.." Keii announced after stepping naught but a few feet from where he awoken. The other odd ones stood with faces that resembled something like this- (-_- " What? I'm really not used to this waking early thing.." Again, everything was against him for it was almost noon and he had slept fairly soundly last night. (-_- " Oh poo you never can give me a break! You guys don't even talk!" (-_- Silence followed until Keii was uneased by the smell and sound of continuous flatulence.. " Where are we headed again?" " You guys never answer me.." OH PLEASE can you stop your nonsense?! I'll tell you where were headed, were headed to a place of solace.." the one with the many pets uttered with quite annoyence.. " Sola-?" " Yes solace. What you don't believe me?" Keii kept quiet for a while. After about fifty rounds of PPPPTTS and PEEPPZ one of the odd lady adventurers thought, " That Keii, all he causes us is trouble. I sometimes doubt how far an Atran spy can go, yet I still can't believe that someone can be that crazy..And so the few, odd, and uncomfortable heroes and the one charlatan came upon a strange and dangerously forbidding hill with a severe lack of amazing architectural designed caves.... and that was when they decided to discuss. <Bob waz h3R3>[not within my RP though.. someone take it from here. i cant make everyone talk, sorry. but um. yes this is just a walk..] I was in a hurry.. :X
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Post by Sora on Oct 11, 2007 23:45:29 GMT -5
"Gods, when will this end?" groaned Sora, having had enough with this deadly flatulence.
"Look on the bright side," Aizaku quipped. "We haven't been attacked by monsters at all."
"It's been three hours already," Sora griped. "I'd rather have monsters than indigestion."
As if the gods heard her plea, the wind breaking abruptly ceased. Kata breathed relief and glanced around as they approached a hill.
"Looks like we're finally in luck!"
For the sake of irony, a ring of monsters appeared on the ridge of the hill.
"Kata!" everyone yelled in exasperation.
"Sorry!" Kata cringed back, pulling out her fans.
[ if someone wants to RP us fighting. ...Go ahead. *too lazy* ]
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Post by Xyla on Oct 12, 2007 0:58:46 GMT -5
After a long and arduous (whatever that means) battle, Sora wiped her sword on the snow to rid it of the blood...
It had been tedious, slaying the monsters. They were easy to kill, true enough, as our heroes were still in the "getting-ambushed-by-n00b-monster-lackeys" stage of their quest, but the odds were against them.
"Man, what ARE the chances," Keii complained as he cleaned his large, razr sharp knife. He had picked it up in a remote corner of the bathroom, near the haunted toilet. It was quite pointy, and had been stained with ketchup... "Sora, you jinxed it! It must have been Fate!"
"Fate sucks," Xyla said rather stupidly. (Up on Theos Katoikia, Fate twitched as he considered the consequences of ripping the Xyla card apart.)
"Actually, I think it may have been Death," Haku commented. He was a little breathless, as he had gone for the old fashioned smashing style, melee and brawl. "We didn't see that one coming, did we?"
"It was definitely some good timing," Aizaku commented as he preened his shmexy hair, having just singlehandedly knocked out fifteen enemies with his Shmexu Beam. Aizaku was quite proud. "You never know, Father Time may have felt it was the time for a little joke."
"Nah, it was Ater," Shiki said. To everyone's shock, he had produced a stun gun, 600,000 volts, and electrocuted some monsters. It was a frightening way of killing, and everyone was quite sure that what goes around, comes around. Some day. "Definitely Ater."
"I think it's Toga," Xyla commented. But since it was Xyla everyone ignored her. More so because while everyone was busy slaying the dreaded monsters, Xyla was drinking tea and eating crumpets.
"I personally think it's Fark," Sora said slowly as she cleaned her sword. She was the only one who had killed in a normal way. WITH HER SWORD. That is, until you consider the fact that Sora does not, in fact, normally use a sword. The irony. "He presides over the literal fark, after all. Anyway, we'd better go. Someone should drag Kata along, though," she added as she noted the limp figure upon the ground. Kata had tried to perform a fancy maneuver, complete with dramatic moves, but instead knocked herself out.
Oh, the irony.
From her palace in Deus Domus, Ironia laughed as the group of adventurers continued the search for the Mystical Cave of the Hydra.....
((XD OKAY, THIS WAS LIKE THE LAMEST I'VE EVER DONE. I know I got nowhere, but.. yeah. I really need to sleep now. *dies* You know, I have no idea how anyone fights. T_T; So right now all the fighting is in retarded styles I ripped off of various sources. Ohohohohohos. A virtual cookies + 1 EXALT goes to anyone who can figure out all the fighting references (for teh guys)!! It's all really easy, in fact. -_-; ))
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Post by Xyla on Oct 12, 2007 18:02:47 GMT -5
((LOOOOOL. WELL I KNOW KEII'S. HAKU'S WAS SUPER SMASH. AIZAKU...IDK, MUKURU BEAM? XD AND SHIKI WAS VON KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;D YEAH I'M USING YOUR ACCOUNT BECAUSE I OPENED UP INTERNET EXPLORER...))
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Post by Shiki on Oct 14, 2007 13:46:24 GMT -5
WE NEED A FRIGGIN' FIGHT SCENE! So here goes lame attempt number 1. (Based off of Xlya's little thingy majigger) " OW! What was that for!?" " OW! What was that for!?" Aizaku and Sora yelled in unison at Shiki while rubbing their bruised heads. " You guys just HAD to go talking about monsters eh? Oh monsters are better than indigestion, oh at least there are no monsters yet. DON'T YA THINK THERE'S A REASON NO ONE HAS BEEN ATTACKED YET? EH!? BECAUSE NO ONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT EM YET! THANKS FOR BREAKING THE CHAIN AND SENDING A HORDE AT US!" After his outburst everyone stared at Shiki with faces kinda like this--> * * When his panting ceased and Shiki regained his cool he turned around and murmured a quick apology. Then he turned again and asked a very good question, " So... How are we gonna do this?" " Don't worry! I got this covered!" Kata, eager to prove her usefulness to the others quickly executed a graceful leap into the air followed by a beautifully executed series of flips. A stranger would have been impressed but everyone watching Kata knew better. While Kata was busy showing-off, the others made their battle preparations. Haku handed a gamecube controller to Volt, Sora took Xyla's sword, and took out her bow, Keii prepped his bow, Aizaku gathered his mystical hair energies, and Xyla and Shiki both set up a little picnic area and began having a private tea party. As the would-be heroes readied up Kata realized she was performing for no one. " YOU GUYS! C'MON! WATCH THIS, IT'S REALLY COOL!" Just as she said that she slipped on a rock and hit her head a little too hard on the snow. Kata's fall acted like a gunshot to the main characters. Keii and Sora shot high speed arrows at the advancing demons, Haku teleported to the front lines and began smashing like no tomorrow under the direction of Volt, Aizaku muttered some strange chants, and Xyla began to pour the tea. " I'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZAR!!!!!" " Oh geez... HEY YOU GUYS GET OUT OF AIZAKU'S WAY! HE ABOUT TO..." " I'MA FIRING MAH LAZARZZZ!" * * " HEY YOU TWO! Aren't you gonna help?" " Well you stole my sword, so what can I do?" " FINE THEN! Shiki! I expected better from you, though!" " Fine Fine Fine. This has gone on long enough already. Excuse me please Miss. Oh and the crumpets were delicious thank you." Shiki slowly stood and began to stretch. " What are you doing now?" " I don't wanna pull anything. Sheesh." Sora threw Shiki an annoyed look and drew Xyla's sword. She ran through the pack of demons cutting through them like butter. (Of course she's using a super awesome sword so ) Keii drew his knife and quickly followed suite. Except he cut through the demons more like a piece of really hard bread. Finally Shiki felt satisfied with his stretches and put his hand in his pocket. He searched around a bit and finally found what he was looking for. " OK guys. Get back here right now." Since no one had seen Shiki's weapon except for the unconscious Kata, they feared what would be in store. They quickly ran behind him only to sigh in dismay. Shiki had pulled out a puny looking stun gun that seemed like it was unable to harm a dog. However with great calm and coolness Shiki aimed, fired and...
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Post by Xyla on Oct 14, 2007 15:30:33 GMT -5
((XDD Nice, er... graphic imagery. XD ))
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Post by Sora on Oct 15, 2007 18:09:46 GMT -5
T_T I have my own sword, why would I have to take Xyla's? T_T Jeez...
and Kata was the one who got those monsters on us! Not cool, man.
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Post by Shiki on Oct 15, 2007 19:56:24 GMT -5
Xlya's sword is better since it's special.
Kata NOTICED the monsters first. It was you and Hair who mentioned them.
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Post by Sora on Oct 15, 2007 20:13:49 GMT -5
we mentioned it before her. She jinxed it second. T_T And I have a sword for a reason...so I can use it.
THAR'S A CONTRADICTION
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Post by Shiki on Oct 15, 2007 20:16:32 GMT -5
I SAID BASED OFF OF! Not exactly following... SO HUSH! I don't wanna change it...
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Post by shmexyhair on Oct 15, 2007 22:53:11 GMT -5
My hair has a weird beam thingy?
Cool. I never knew that xD
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Post by Sora on Oct 17, 2007 23:18:37 GMT -5
As the rest of the adventurers were taking a brief break from their search, Kata was walking - out on a walk - , because that is how all epic roleplays are begun.
'The rest of the adventurers are really powerful', she thought. '...And we could really use a new name.' But being Kata, she didn't go any further on that train of thought and went back to the original subject. 'I'm so weak...I never do anything to help...'
And then she fell down a hole.
A few feet away, Sora jerked up from taste-testing Xyla and Shinji's crumpets, having sensed a disturbance in the force.
"I think," she said carefully, picking snow off the bread, "Kata just pulled a Kata."
Keii, who had wandered a few feet away to relieve himself, noticed the hole Kata had fallen into. "Handy," he commented, and started to undo his pants.
Haku came charging over just in time and tackled Keii away, going down on his hands and knees and calling down. "Kata! Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I actually landed on my feet!" came the muffled cry. "Isn't it amazing - ouch!"
"..." Haku stood up as everyone else came around. "She's okay."
"How deep is it, Kata?" Sora yelled down, inadvertently knocking snow off a half-buried stone that had been sitting in the ice.
"Maybe a seven or eight feet drop, but there's snow down here so it's a pretty soft landing!"
Sora didn't answer, too busy brushing off the rest of the snow. Aizaku knelt down next to it and peered at the runes predictably inscribed on the stone. "It says...'for lease at 5,000 zennys, but only if your BMI is over 25'."
"How did you read that?" Shinji, awed. Aizaku shrugged.
"When I was at the Luscious, the guy next to me taught me some language stuff. He was kind of weird. Wore a toga all the time and kept playing with playdough."
"What's lease?" Xyla wondered.
Everyone shrugged.
"I think I might lease out this place!" Keii volunteered. "My BMI might be over 25."
Everyone stared exasperatedly at him, shook their heads, and one after another dropped down the hole.
"What? What did I say?" Keii asked hopelessly. Sora, who was last to go down (besides Keii), gave him a look.
"This is obviously a shortcut to the Hydra. Because big, purrot-shooting, deadly snakes with multiple heads always lurk in underground snow caves with amazing architectural designs."
"Ah. Yes." Keii nodded wisely. "Of course."
"..."
Sora stared at Keii as if sizing him up.
Keii stared back as if pondering her sanity.
Sora nodded in approval and tightened her belt just in case before jumping down the hole.
Keii wondered about this and jumped down the hole, surprisingly not falling flat on his face (also known as pulling a conjunctive Kata-Keii). He stood and surveyed his new, amazingly architectural designed surroundings...
[because fillers are fun. *shot*]
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Post by Shiki on Oct 18, 2007 17:37:08 GMT -5
"OH MY GOSHNESS!"
"What are you guys doing here?"
"Well I jumped down here to laugh at you for a bit, and then throw you up. Everyone followed me for no apparent reason."
"There's supposed to be a Hydra in here..."
"Are you nuts? A Hydra couldn't fit in that hole! This is a very lavish underground penthouse. Durrr... Now lets get out of here guys. We have a Hydra to slay and zenny to earn."
After looking around a bit, Sora concluded that they were in fact, in an underground penthouse suite. She sighed to herself, and used her ninja skill to jump back up and out the hole along with everyone else....
Wait.... something doesn't seem right... Someone's missing...
"Uh... Guys? A little help please?"
Because expected plot twists are lame even in fillers, and because having secret Ater hidey holes is good for a deep plot. (Where do ya think the demons came from? Not all of them can fly and only magic based ones can teleport.)
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Post by Keii on Oct 18, 2007 20:08:58 GMT -5
2 important things. maybe more than 2.. FIRST I have a sword you know.. and I never found a knife. and I don't pee in random areas!! SECOND "This is obviously a shortcut to the Hydra. Because big, purrot-shooting, deadly snakes with multiple heads always lurk in underground snow caves with amazing architectural designs." T.T THIRD? remember, I have a dog that is actually under my magical cape.. dunno how that makes sense..
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Post by Sora on Oct 18, 2007 21:15:30 GMT -5
Alex!!!!!!! Honestly! Okay two things.
1) Could you do dialogue, you know, properly? I mean half the time I never know who's talking and I always have to refer back to your profile. You could at least do
"Dum dum dum!" said Xyla.
It's...not that hard. T_T
2) We are never going to find that freaking hydra at this rate and I want to get out of this snowfield and onto better, more interesting things. QUIT DELAYING. I'M SERIOUS. I'M TIRED OF US WANDERING AROUND FOR AGES AND NOT FINDING ANYTHING. THAT HOLE WAS THERE FOR A REASON. T_T
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