Post by Sora on Sept 14, 2007 19:24:11 GMT -5
Xyla and Sora were absentmindedly wandering around the grasslands of Forcena, because evidently wherever they went eventually the plot would have to advance, therefore the criminals they were hunting were bound to around here. Somewhere.
As if on cue, two extremely strange-looking people appeared, starting down a dusty, misused path. Xyla and Sora gaped at them before they had the sense to run and hide behind a rock.
One of them, the shorter one with black hair, weird eyes, and a staff that had been totally plagarized from Dragonlance, was talking non-stop.
"And like there's these dragons black red blue yellow green choose a color and there's griffins but they're evil..."
"..." The other one, the one with brown hair and a suspiciously familiar sword, was staring at something in her hand. The other one glared.
"Hello??? Anyway I keep seeing Gon around and hey this is my 424th post and did you know I have a shadow harp even though I'm too young for it and my grandpa is dying so let's go roleplay huh?"
"...Erm..." went the other one, still staring at the thing in their hand. They were getting closer. Sora and Xyla stared at each other in horror.
"Seriously isn't Sin SOOO annoying? I swear everytime I get near her she pisses me off so much I want to cut her up into a trillion pieces and then burn them and put them up on stakes on the wall and then nuke the whole room don't you???"
"..." The other one continued staring at the thing in her hand. She was close enough for Xyla and Sora to see what it was in her hand. "...Chisel..."
Again, Xyla and Sora looked at each other in horror. No wonder Avlis had sent them to destroy these - these things! For the good of mankind, they had to be destroyed! Whoever had created them had been truly sick!
"And Gon is so hot and that Madame Goldmoon is so annoying isn't she and you know your Eternal Sword it never hits me you know hahahahaha and I'm such a crazy good assassin if we ever fought you'd never be able to hit me you know."
"...Chisel..."
"Eternal Sword?" Sora muttered to Xyla. "Isn't that - "
Xyla pointed to it. "Yeah, it's right here..."
"So what's that one?!" Sora jerked her head at the "Xyla". "Okay, we'll jump them. One, two, three - "
Xyla and Sora leapt out, drew out their guns, and shot them repeatedly until the two collapsed onto the floor, not moving. Sora twirled her gun in a Dante-esque manner and sighed. "Man, that made a lot more sense in the original manga."
Xyla nudged the fake "Eternal Sword" with her foot. It disentigrated into fine dust, and was shortly blown away in the gentle prairie wind. "Well, that was really weird. Let's just...go."
They walked off, leaving the bodies of "Xyla" and "Karuto" to rot in the grasslands.
[Why do we have guns?...I really don't know. Yeah...that post really didn't make sense, but it ties up about where the old Xyla and Karuto went, right?]
As if on cue, two extremely strange-looking people appeared, starting down a dusty, misused path. Xyla and Sora gaped at them before they had the sense to run and hide behind a rock.
One of them, the shorter one with black hair, weird eyes, and a staff that had been totally plagarized from Dragonlance, was talking non-stop.
"And like there's these dragons black red blue yellow green choose a color and there's griffins but they're evil..."
"..." The other one, the one with brown hair and a suspiciously familiar sword, was staring at something in her hand. The other one glared.
"Hello??? Anyway I keep seeing Gon around and hey this is my 424th post and did you know I have a shadow harp even though I'm too young for it and my grandpa is dying so let's go roleplay huh?"
"...Erm..." went the other one, still staring at the thing in their hand. They were getting closer. Sora and Xyla stared at each other in horror.
"Seriously isn't Sin SOOO annoying? I swear everytime I get near her she pisses me off so much I want to cut her up into a trillion pieces and then burn them and put them up on stakes on the wall and then nuke the whole room don't you???"
"..." The other one continued staring at the thing in her hand. She was close enough for Xyla and Sora to see what it was in her hand. "...Chisel..."
Again, Xyla and Sora looked at each other in horror. No wonder Avlis had sent them to destroy these - these things! For the good of mankind, they had to be destroyed! Whoever had created them had been truly sick!
"And Gon is so hot and that Madame Goldmoon is so annoying isn't she and you know your Eternal Sword it never hits me you know hahahahaha and I'm such a crazy good assassin if we ever fought you'd never be able to hit me you know."
"...Chisel..."
"Eternal Sword?" Sora muttered to Xyla. "Isn't that - "
Xyla pointed to it. "Yeah, it's right here..."
"So what's that one?!" Sora jerked her head at the "Xyla". "Okay, we'll jump them. One, two, three - "
Xyla and Sora leapt out, drew out their guns, and shot them repeatedly until the two collapsed onto the floor, not moving. Sora twirled her gun in a Dante-esque manner and sighed. "Man, that made a lot more sense in the original manga."
Xyla nudged the fake "Eternal Sword" with her foot. It disentigrated into fine dust, and was shortly blown away in the gentle prairie wind. "Well, that was really weird. Let's just...go."
They walked off, leaving the bodies of "Xyla" and "Karuto" to rot in the grasslands.
[Why do we have guns?...I really don't know. Yeah...that post really didn't make sense, but it ties up about where the old Xyla and Karuto went, right?]