Post by Sora on Oct 15, 2007 20:01:47 GMT -5
[ the bailiff brings in the next witness. ]
...
. . .
Is that...you, Kyousei?
Yes. Yes, it is.
It's really quite distracting. Could you - go change?
Arr. I mean. If it really bothers you, Your Honor.
Bailiff!
[ a few minutes later ]
That's better. Go for it, Mr. Lee.
State your name and occupation, witness.
My name is Kyousei Yoon. I'm an entertainment director.
I love your movies!
. . .
Uh...testify to us what you saw that night, Mr. Yoon.
[ALL ADA'S IDEA]
Aren't I just the shmexiness thing you've ever seen? I mean just look at how ausome I am. I'm better than ALL of you combined. You don't even know. I mean all the girls think I'm so sexy. They fangirl over me all the time! Even Keii thinks I'm sexy, don't you? Yeah, admit it...I'm dead sexy. That should be the verdict: sexy.
[/ALL ADA'S IDEA]
. . .
um...
[ twitching ] O-Objection!
Please...testify about the right matter, Mr. Yoon. Please.
You're no fun. Fine, fine.
That night...I was walking about the ballroom, just associating with people. I noticed Chihiro and Shiki speaking near the drinks table, like Kata said. After a while they went out the door. Later on I had to make a call so I stepped outside to do so. I saw Shiki and Chihiro on the balcony, arguing heatedly. They were rather loud about it. While I was making the call, Slash and Haku came out of the ballroom and went to the men's bathroom, which is past the balcony. After I finished the call I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, but I couldn't. So I left and went back to the ballroom. While I was walking past the balcony, Shiki and Chihiro were still arguing. After six or seven minutes there was a scream and, well, the rest is history.
Here are the floor plans of the Hilton, Your Honor.
hmm...I see. Mr. Chi, would you like to cross-examine the witness? His testimony seems basically straight-forward to me.
...no, I'd like to go ahead with it. There are a few things I'd like to clear up...
Very well. Proceed.
Mr. Yoon, you say you had to make a call. Who to?
My brother. We were discussing an upcoming meeting about my new movie.
It was awesome!!
ausome, you mean.
. . .
...Anyway...you say you went to the bathroom, correct?
Yes. That is correct.
Did Haku or Slash leave in the time you were there? Couldn't either one of them have been the murderer?
Yes, and on another note, you said something about "not being able to wash your hands". What did you mean by that statement?
Hmph. I can explain both of those. No, it's not possible for Slash or Haku to be the murderer. I'm sure they were in the bathroom the entire time.
Why are you so sure of this, Mr. Yoon?
Because they're the reason I couldn't wash my hands. Haku apparently dropped something valuable down the sink and clogged it. He and Slash were trying to retrieve it the whole time. And there was only one sink in the whole bathroom! If you ask me, that's just being cheap. So I couldn't wash my hands.
Ah...
As you can see, Mr. Wang and Mr. Liem had alibis at the time of the murder.
But didn't you state, Mr. Yoon, that the murder occurred six or seven minutes after you left the bathroom? Couldn't Mr. Wang or Mr. Liem have left the bathroom at that time?
But then wouldn't Chihiro have seen either of them in the act? It's not possible, I'm afraid. Besides - last I saw them, Slash had his hand down the drain and Haku was fiddling with the piping. I heard something explode behind me as I left...I doubt either of them could have left. I mean, I think they flooded the bathroom.
...Nothing further. [ sits back down ]
okay...I think I can make a verdict right here and now, but Mr. Lee, do you have any more points to make?
I have one more witness to bring to the stand, Your Honor. I want a clean trial.
All right. Court will take one more recess and then we will hear what he or she has to say.
Things look really bad for the defendant, as the only other suspects are eliminated from suspicion. But who knows? Maybe with this last witness Mr. Chi will be about to turn things around for his client. We can only hope justice will be served today...
(T_T Sorry, this part was just a filler, and it's short, and it's been a long time, but I was busy, okay! And yes, the sexy testimony was Ada's idea! So don't sue me! Next part will be out sooner or later.)
(On another note. I HAVE NO PICTURES OF AUSTIN SO HE ONLY GETS TWO FACES >_>)
(And Haku and Slash are the only other suspects, in a way, because everyone else was accounted for in the ballroom. Or were they??)
...
. . .
Is that...you, Kyousei?
Yes. Yes, it is.
It's really quite distracting. Could you - go change?
Arr. I mean. If it really bothers you, Your Honor.
Bailiff!
[ a few minutes later ]
That's better. Go for it, Mr. Lee.
State your name and occupation, witness.
My name is Kyousei Yoon. I'm an entertainment director.
I love your movies!
. . .
Uh...testify to us what you saw that night, Mr. Yoon.
[ALL ADA'S IDEA]
Aren't I just the shmexiness thing you've ever seen? I mean just look at how ausome I am. I'm better than ALL of you combined. You don't even know. I mean all the girls think I'm so sexy. They fangirl over me all the time! Even Keii thinks I'm sexy, don't you? Yeah, admit it...I'm dead sexy. That should be the verdict: sexy.
[/ALL ADA'S IDEA]
. . .
um...
[ twitching ] O-Objection!
Please...testify about the right matter, Mr. Yoon. Please.
You're no fun. Fine, fine.
That night...I was walking about the ballroom, just associating with people. I noticed Chihiro and Shiki speaking near the drinks table, like Kata said. After a while they went out the door. Later on I had to make a call so I stepped outside to do so. I saw Shiki and Chihiro on the balcony, arguing heatedly. They were rather loud about it. While I was making the call, Slash and Haku came out of the ballroom and went to the men's bathroom, which is past the balcony. After I finished the call I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, but I couldn't. So I left and went back to the ballroom. While I was walking past the balcony, Shiki and Chihiro were still arguing. After six or seven minutes there was a scream and, well, the rest is history.
Here are the floor plans of the Hilton, Your Honor.
[ Floor plans added to the court record. ]
hmm...I see. Mr. Chi, would you like to cross-examine the witness? His testimony seems basically straight-forward to me.
...no, I'd like to go ahead with it. There are a few things I'd like to clear up...
Very well. Proceed.
Mr. Yoon, you say you had to make a call. Who to?
My brother. We were discussing an upcoming meeting about my new movie.
It was awesome!!
ausome, you mean.
. . .
...Anyway...you say you went to the bathroom, correct?
Yes. That is correct.
Did Haku or Slash leave in the time you were there? Couldn't either one of them have been the murderer?
Yes, and on another note, you said something about "not being able to wash your hands". What did you mean by that statement?
Hmph. I can explain both of those. No, it's not possible for Slash or Haku to be the murderer. I'm sure they were in the bathroom the entire time.
Why are you so sure of this, Mr. Yoon?
Because they're the reason I couldn't wash my hands. Haku apparently dropped something valuable down the sink and clogged it. He and Slash were trying to retrieve it the whole time. And there was only one sink in the whole bathroom! If you ask me, that's just being cheap. So I couldn't wash my hands.
Ah...
[ Clogged Sink added to the court record. ]
As you can see, Mr. Wang and Mr. Liem had alibis at the time of the murder.
But didn't you state, Mr. Yoon, that the murder occurred six or seven minutes after you left the bathroom? Couldn't Mr. Wang or Mr. Liem have left the bathroom at that time?
But then wouldn't Chihiro have seen either of them in the act? It's not possible, I'm afraid. Besides - last I saw them, Slash had his hand down the drain and Haku was fiddling with the piping. I heard something explode behind me as I left...I doubt either of them could have left. I mean, I think they flooded the bathroom.
...Nothing further. [ sits back down ]
okay...I think I can make a verdict right here and now, but Mr. Lee, do you have any more points to make?
I have one more witness to bring to the stand, Your Honor. I want a clean trial.
All right. Court will take one more recess and then we will hear what he or she has to say.
Things look really bad for the defendant, as the only other suspects are eliminated from suspicion. But who knows? Maybe with this last witness Mr. Chi will be about to turn things around for his client. We can only hope justice will be served today...
(T_T Sorry, this part was just a filler, and it's short, and it's been a long time, but I was busy, okay! And yes, the sexy testimony was Ada's idea! So don't sue me! Next part will be out sooner or later.)
(On another note. I HAVE NO PICTURES OF AUSTIN SO HE ONLY GETS TWO FACES >_>)
(And Haku and Slash are the only other suspects, in a way, because everyone else was accounted for in the ballroom. Or were they??)