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Post by Disturbed Diner on Sept 12, 2007 21:12:57 GMT -5
Dear Whomever, For a while now, I've been the victim of some rather disturbing calling! During lunchtime! By some old stalker geezer who wishes to know the color of my panties and has issues counting past the number ten.
I find that I choke on my food quite often when this occurs.
What can I do before I due of asphyxiate? D:
Quite anonymously, Disturbed Diner ( alliteration w00t)
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Post by Kata on Sept 12, 2007 21:18:14 GMT -5
Dear Disturbed Diner, I see your problem. Stalkers can be rather disturbing. I find that not showing that you're disturbed my him eventually makes him think you're weird and he will go away. Not that I've seen this first-hand or anything. D: Sincerely, Kata
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 12, 2007 21:19:23 GMT -5
Dear Disturbed Diner,
First if this person is acting... Just kindly ignore the fact that they're asking for the color of your panties. If the person sounds like an actual old stalker then first you find out who it is and track them and BEAT THEM UP assuming that you're buff.... If you're not buff then work out and do as I said before.... Or you can kindly hang up and call your best friend to comfort you..... Assuming that they actually care about you... And if you choke... Just eat soft food like oatmeal cuz you can hold it down more easily.... and if he can't count.... Give him a math lesson when you find him.... AFTER you beat him up
Your's truly, Aizaku
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