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Post by Xyla on Sept 6, 2007 23:10:50 GMT -5
(( Because Isaac and I have no life we decided to make a in-the-future thread. XD Hey, we have Back in Time threads, so why not In The Future? Here, feel free to be an old person and roleplay. As an old person. Oh, and do try not to get too descriptive. We don't want to know just how wrinkly you are.))
...the 104 year-old grizzled Xyla rocked back and forth on her rocking chair, as she thought about the good old times... Back when technology wasn't quite so complicated and life was just, well, endless kuso as she rushed about saving the world. Ah, GT, good times, good times..
((and I'm too lame to think of anything else so people, come and continue. XD With your old peoples.))
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 6, 2007 23:16:12 GMT -5
The old 114 year-old Isaac was sitting upon his porch when all of a sudden... He got an email... IT WAS EXPLAINING THAT GLOBAL WARMING IN THE REAL WORLD WAS SO BAD THAT IT HAD INFECTED THE RP WORLD!!! *GASP* Since this is a RP world... the people are slowly burning to a crisp cookie.... (delicious eh?) Well anyways... yada yada yada..... The future is here.... and now... WE NEED TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING or we'll all become cookies xD
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Post by Shiki on Sept 8, 2007 0:56:22 GMT -5
Isaac ran into the room screaming, "WE MUST STOP DIGITAL GLOBAL WARMING!"
"Eh let Sora get on it," replied Shiki lazily. "I just wanna rest my oldbags."
"She is after all our care-taker" Haku added matter of factly. "It's her job to take care of us so she should do it. Why else are we paying her?"
"You're not paying me at all!" yelled Sora.
"Aw quit whining and stop global warming before we all die. Now could you please pass the tea and crumpets Oldbag?"
*Mutters*
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Post by Haku on Sept 9, 2007 23:57:57 GMT -5
WHY BACK IN MY DAY--
Wait a darn minute, I can't type this properly without my PUDDIN'! KATA WHERE IS MY ANCIENT PUDDIN'!
Kata: Uhh, ..sma'am.. you need yer meat before you can have yer pudding..
Doggone meats.
(BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE MINUTES, OHOHOHO)
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 16, 2007 21:47:55 GMT -5
I HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW TO STOP DIGITAL GLOBAL WARMING!!!
Kata you need to go plant more trees... Just one tree in this world isn't evnough to suffice. So GO FORTH AND PLANT TREES I SAY!!!
Kata: Where do I find the seeds?
I don't know.. go find them.
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Post by Kata on Sept 16, 2007 22:15:09 GMT -5
:sigh: Why am I the care-taker? :goes to fetch seeds and clean bed-pans:
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Post by Shiki on Sept 17, 2007 17:38:44 GMT -5
"Here's your puddin' you old timers..."
"Don't forget the ozone Kata! Ya need to patch up that hole up there in order to totally stop the warming. Hey... wait a minute... this is chocolate puddin', we ordered vanilla, and all the cups are half eaten... DELIVERY BOY WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?"
Back in my day everything was black and white. We didn't have that fancy color you young'uns got. After color was invented all the trouble started. There was racism, fireworks, Cheetos, funkadelic colors, edible paint, non-edible paint......... *Snores*
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Post by Kata on Sept 17, 2007 22:57:18 GMT -5
Vanilla pudding with roks. Get that right Zak. D:
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 17, 2007 23:05:41 GMT -5
"KATA!!! DO YOU NEED HELP PLANTING SEEDS?"
"OF COURSE I DO!!! I NEED TO PLANT A FOREST FULL OF THEM IN ORDER TO STOP GLOBABL WARMING!!!"
"Give me that bag while you go help the oldbags..." Aizaku grabs the seeds and runs off to plant some as Kata rushes to fullfil the OLDBAG's needs.
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Post by chi <3 on Oct 7, 2007 10:23:47 GMT -5
(i wonder what i look like in a hundred years o.o) jenn, age 90, was probably the youngest of the oldbag retirement home. while people were screaming for pudding, global warming cookieness, and planting seeds, she was sitting quietly in a soft leather chair trying to remember why she was there. she sipped some tea as she stared into the chaos.
" will u guys just sit and rest u oldbags!!!" some loud response from a caretaker rang out. but that caused more uproar and soon crumpets were flying everywhere and one landed in chihiro's mouth. -___-' mmm blueberry. soon seeds started falling everywhere along with everybody melting into yummy cookies that chihiro couldnt help it and so she started to eat people
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