Post by Sora on Sept 24, 2007 19:24:27 GMT -5
So, who are the beloved NPC's of our world?
Dun, dun, dun...
Gods
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Caelum: The Supreme God of Good, the sky, and heavens. Rumored to be protagonistically sexy, but no one really knows how he looks like. He's watching you. Is quite a dab hand in real estate, as he knows all the latest market prices for magical caves.
Glantina: The former-mortal lover of Caelum who is now the Goddess of Emotions. Is unimaginably beautiful and quite wise. Unlike Caelum. Er, I meant...
Ater: Teh EBIL God of D00MEH Ater, who controls the dark. Was destroyed by Caelum but he's still around, because... *strikes pose* the balance must be kept. Ohohohos.
Älska: The Goddess of Love and Deception. If you've got some relationship problems, take it up with her if you want your relationship screwed over.
Ilios: The God of the Sun, and presumably wandering around somewhere wondering what's going on, seeing as the first time he's ever been mentioned. Ever.
Foteinas: The Goddess of the Moon, and Ilios' wife, sister, mother, or daughter. Or possibly all four. Seeing as they're gods, incest evidently doesn't matter. Don't you just love mythology?
Oraia: Goddess of the Atmosphere. She is the one who makes the sun set, rise, and holds thrall over twilight, dusk, and dawn. Apparently one time Ater asked her out on a date and she turned him down, which is why he turned evil. Not that anyone really believes that. Except Xyla. *shot*
Aisthisi: God of Logic and Sense. Still trying to figure out what to do with Xyla and Sora.
Brecho: God of the Sea. Surprisingly normal, considering that usually his type are half-fish and go around in chariots pulled by hippopatomi.
Father Time: Singlehandedly manages the House of Time and is also, though few may know it, a stockholder of Oldbag Retirement Home.
Mother Nature: Married to Father Time and is concerned with all things nature, really. Often mentioned in dramatic poets' poems.
Fate: God of Amusing Coincidences and Plothole-Coverups. Loves to mess with certain blonde-haired adventurers and their friends.
Dreamweaver: As her name suggests, the Goddess of Dreams, Imagination, and Creativity, the goddess that weaves the dreams of mortals. Has also been referred to as "Helen".
Alitheia: Goddess of The Truth and Justice. You want to worship her? Prove it!
Death: God of Life, and Moments-Where-I-Bet-You-Didn't-See-That-Coming.
More will be added.
Demi-Gods
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The Dumpling God: The God of Dumplings, (what else?) randomly Dramatic Moments, and DUM. DUM. DUMs. DUMPLINGS. Is currently one of the hottestfads gods around.
AIC: The God of ??? and He's-Watching-You-Behind-His-Shades. Has the ability to turn anything ordinary (like poo) into extraordinary gadgets. Never gets Saturdays off.
Posarthrokolasiesyproferoafti: God of Words-That-Are-Impossible-To-Pronounce. Scholars are still trying to decipher how to pronounce his.
Deaf Oi: The truly original God-of-Short-Interjections-such-as-hem-er-ugh-gah-or-erm, who has as much chance of being jumped by lawninjas as Maggie does of being a Chicken Wings. Was greatly worshipped by a now-presumed-dead Xyla.
Toga: God of Philosophical Terror, Playdough, and Wisdom. Was apparently a pwnage wrestler. He is a demi-god because Wisdom, evidently, doesn't play a big part in FRP's world.
Karma: God presiding over a lesser degree of life and death; exaltation and smiting. He is also God of Precision and Nicely Rounded Numbers Such As 1,000,000,025 and 4,444,444,444.
Sfaira: The God Who Shoots People With His Invisible Guns And Occasionally Runs Them Over. Ever said something, and then gotten shot? That was Sfaira. He's been following Xyla and Sora for years, but has never gotten a clear chance to bump them off, much to his chagrin.
Thanatopsis: God of Gold, and Poems That Make No Sense. He also likes waffles, and is rather nosy. He can also be considered god of Camouflage and patron of Stalkers.
Winged Egg of Life: The God(dess?) of Really Weird Trading Cards, and of Newborn Babies. The poor things.
Fark Magician: God of Typos, Giant Rocks, and Card Games. He's also god presiding over the literalfark dark.
Ironía: The Goddess of Irony and Awkward Contradictions. Enjoys fun every now and then.
(name unknown): God of Death. Originally a human, but when in the process of running away from fangirls, stumbled onto Caelum's Magic Cave, was zapped by Glantina because she mistook him for a yaoi fan, which consequently turned him immortal. Or so they say. He collects the souls of the dead, and is Caelum'sunfortunate apprentice.
??: the previous God of Death, also originally a human. He, however, came to his position through different circumstances than the incumbent death god, and is much more powerful.
Bubble: The God of, well, Bubbles and Objects-that-are-abused-by-verbs.
Toaster: The father of many sons.
Caohagan: The God of All Milk, whether it's red, blue, or black. Is currently greatly distressed over Sora and Xyla's constant bickering over milk.
Atra's Army
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The Overlord: The Supreme Overlord of Atra. Very, very, evil, but also very slick. If you saw him, you wouldn't know he was the Overlord. He has Plans...
Riche Charme: The extremely sexy commander of Atra's Army. Has a short of sexy honor. Has unimaginably luscious hair and a Flower Wolf.
Fourth Rank Atran: Shows up in "Shiki Lives" only got pwned. Poor guy. Has apparently visited to harrass Kata before.
Lady Letum: The vampire matriarch of Vulnero, and rumored to be the Overlord's lover...but you know those gossiping demons are always get those things mixed up. All vampires bow to her.
Aelfwine: The chieftain of the dark elves. His hatred for light elves and humans is almost tangible.
Alverdine: Aelfwine's mistress. She has the pale skin of a light elf, but the corrupted heart of a dark elf; so if you ever meet a certain elf with dark eyes and a particularly sweet demeanor, be on your guard...
More will be added as they appear.
The Glorious Army of Glantina
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Melantha: The commander of the forces of Prosechoexousia. She is an extremely adept mage - in fact, most likely the most powerful of all in Prosechoexousia, even better than Edric, the crown prince. She is close friends with the Glorious General.
Edric: The crown prince of Prosechoexousia, and a skilled magic swordsman. He doesn't want to become king, and would rather hand the position to his younger brother, Adrian. He is co-commander of the Prosechoexousian forces.
The Glorious General: The general of the paladin army in Wendel. She is a zealous and brave follower of both Glantina and Caelum, and despises all evil with a passion. Of course, hate is only love with its back turned...
Florian: The cold, calculating Patrician of Schala, who will side with whom he judges to have the best odds. Quite young, and has aBritish accent.
Ardea: the mermaid queen of Inferus, and an ardent supporter of the Glorious Army's cause, though she's rather hopeless at military matters.
Politicians
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Queen Rolante XIII: The rather pompous queen of Rolante, AKA Olesya. Addresses self as "we" and writes in big capital letters. Has a famous signature that takes up half the page.
Queen Altena IX: The queen of Altena, AKA Artheia. Has remarkable sneezing skills, and a very nice front hall.
King Navarre VI: The king of Navarre. Extremely jealous of Queen Rolante's parlor's decorations, which is why he decided to attack her. Is going to strike Altena next because of her stylish front hall.
Meredith: Mayor of Noring, because her name is slightly interesting.
Alegra: Governor of Necelle. She seems to be blissfully ignorant, and quite merry...but who knows what goes on inside her head.
Edmund: the "Foreman" of Pleiades. Has a mysterious scar on his forehead. He is too busy running his shop to take care of his city, apparently, because the dark elves have invaded and have been around for quite a while.
More to be added as they appear.
Spirits and Creatures
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Lazirth: the guardian spirit of the water sources in Navarre, whose survival lessons involving water don't make sense.
Deceased/People Who Will Never Show Up Again (Probably)
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Venator: Eh, he's dead, and doesn't really exist in this history anyway, but he deserves a mention, right? Glantina's husband, sort of. Also Xyla's (the other one's) ancestor, sort of (again).
Bob: Died an ignominious death by the Boba of Eternity. He, along with his friend Joe and Bill, always aspired to be a main character but it seems his dream was never fulfilled. He lives on through Bill...
Bill: a member of the Technical Department of the Navarre Army. There is more to him than meets the eye, as Xyla knows very well.
Usse/Joe: another soldier, who is most under-appreciated. He seems to have a strange fixation with Riche Charme, though whether it is admiration or hatred none can know.
Attractive Dragoness: a resident of the Rozen Pig, who is not only psychic, a witch, and a shape-shifter, but also friends with the goddess Älska among other notorious persons.
Chihiro's Father: a most twisted soul, who died in a rather strange matter, and may have held the key to Chihiro's past, but is quite gone now.
Delphi Hospital doctors: Strange accents! Bad intentions! Ucky souls! That's doctors for you.
Bank tellers/guards: They showed up in one roleplay, and then died. Not bad (at least they got more screentime than Joieux).
Lady Vampire: Burnt to a crisp by Artemis in the Prosechoexousia cafe. Most likely a spy sent by Lady Letum.
Xyla I: Shot in Forcena, and good riddance to bad rubbish.
Karuto: Ditto on that one.
VERY SCARY man: A very scary man. Constantly getting revived and failing at freaking heroes out, and then dying. He has such a dysfunctional life, why else would he have such a sorry job?
Foo: Random prostitute looking for a ninja that smells like sunflowers...because he owes her money. Travels with a flying squirrel.
Random transsexual: A random transsexual. Let's not discuss more about him/her.
Phoebus Truth: A well-known lawyer in Necelle, avid follower of Ryūichi and Älska. Likes his boys...I mean clients...young. ...
Hyacinthus: Policeman of the NNPD (New Necelle Police Department), who was later unfortunately terminated from his job due to his presenting of forged evidence and associating improperly with the defendant's lawyer. ...
Adonis: Policeman of the NNPD, with a finger fetish. ...
Old man in Biers: Died from choking most unfortunately on a mochi unwittingly served by Sora. Chances are, if he had never gone to Biers, he probably would've lived out his life in peace and harmony...but that's how the hero's influence goes.
Random People
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Selina: Dun. dun. DUNNNNNNNNN. Very mysterious character...the Overlord's daughter. Her cleavage has awesome powers.
Mysterious Ninja Man Kyousei: The mysterious lover of Kata.
Avlis: The sexy (or so he thinks) guild leader of Tres Brulant.
Oteca: The manly (or so he thinks) guild leader of... ???
Masai: an eleven year old kid in some random desert village, who happens to be Kasai's cousin and a wind sorcerer-in-training.
Kasai's Aunt: Masai's nameless mother, who makes good desert flower cakes.
Darcy: She is often seen lounging about the Prosechoexousian cafe, mooching off her presumably good friend, Lucian, who always buys her black coffee with whipped cream on top.
Lucian: A charming young man who typically converses with Darcy for hours on at the Prosechoexousian cafe, and has a very appealing smile that people say rivals that of Prince Adrian.
1337 Bunnie Squad: They're always there. No matter where you are. And they're always watching you. Always.
Aunt Mary: Keii's aged aunt, who depends on him for survival and raised him after his parents died.
Aros: An extremely suspicious, naturally blonde thief who bears a remarkable resemblance to Sora - except he's a guy. Hmm.
F4: A popular singing and acting group of four young men known as celebrities across Fysallida. Often mistaken for the "Flower Four". The members are Kimi Kirieda, Sun Qiao Xun, Zhang Xiang Cao, and Hanagami Karuyaki.
Insane People from other Dimensions
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IHL: The notoriously powerful SEXY entity of Inflatable-Heads and Disturbing-Laughter. Is the subject of many people's nightmares. To learn the secrets of the IHL is to decipher the mysteries of the universe.
Gilbert: Also known as Luscious. Has the most luscious hair known to mankind. A mysterious entity that appears before times of crisis to educate young heroes. Is currently in another dimension with the love of his life, Talia...? Has a thing for the Drama of Ara's Life.
Oldbag: Yet another entity; her existence is uncertain, but it is rumored that Oldbag watches over all and is a role model to all senior citizens.
Mortana: A seer. Whose seeing skills are unmatched in the world. Ooooh.
Reborn: Yet another one whose existence has yet to be confirmed. Supposedly a legendary mafia hitman? Is one year old.
Ryūichi: Entity of Lawninjas and Turnabouts. You infringe a copyright? He'll sue you. It's a funny thing, though, because in a way, he should be sueing himself...(ahem) not that he's taken from any video game! No, no, definitely not.
Elizabeth: A certain penguin with hairy legs. Take one look at it and you'll be wanting to draw it all day. What enthralling eyelashes it has...
Lancaster: The President of N00bs-Who-Fail-at-Life Club. (hey, his mom told him to get involved in his freshman year in HS) Is often ditched for pizza.
Dun, dun, dun...
Gods
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Caelum: The Supreme God of Good, the sky, and heavens. Rumored to be protagonistically sexy, but no one really knows how he looks like. He's watching you. Is quite a dab hand in real estate, as he knows all the latest market prices for magical caves.
Glantina: The former-mortal lover of Caelum who is now the Goddess of Emotions. Is unimaginably beautiful and quite wise. Unlike Caelum. Er, I meant...
Ater: Teh EBIL God of D00MEH Ater, who controls the dark. Was destroyed by Caelum but he's still around, because... *strikes pose* the balance must be kept. Ohohohos.
Älska: The Goddess of Love
Ilios: The God of the Sun, and presumably wandering around somewhere wondering what's going on, seeing as the first time he's ever been mentioned. Ever.
Foteinas: The Goddess of the Moon, and Ilios' wife, sister, mother, or daughter. Or possibly all four. Seeing as they're gods, incest evidently doesn't matter. Don't you just love mythology?
Oraia: Goddess of the Atmosphere. She is the one who makes the sun set, rise, and holds thrall over twilight, dusk, and dawn. Apparently one time Ater asked her out on a date and she turned him down, which is why he turned evil. Not that anyone really believes that. Except Xyla. *shot*
Aisthisi: God of Logic and Sense. Still trying to figure out what to do with Xyla and Sora.
Brecho: God of the Sea. Surprisingly normal, considering that usually his type are half-fish and go around in chariots pulled by hippopatomi.
Father Time: Singlehandedly manages the House of Time and is also, though few may know it, a stockholder of Oldbag Retirement Home.
Mother Nature: Married to Father Time and is concerned with all things nature, really. Often mentioned in dramatic poets' poems.
Fate: God of Amusing Coincidences and Plothole-Coverups. Loves to mess with certain blonde-haired adventurers and their friends.
Dreamweaver: As her name suggests, the Goddess of Dreams, Imagination, and Creativity, the goddess that weaves the dreams of mortals. Has also been referred to as "Helen".
Alitheia: Goddess of The Truth and Justice. You want to worship her? Prove it!
Death: God of Life, and Moments-Where-I-Bet-You-Didn't-See-That-Coming.
More will be added.
Demi-Gods
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The Dumpling God: The God of Dumplings, (what else?) randomly Dramatic Moments, and DUM. DUM. DUMs. DUMPLINGS. Is currently one of the hottest
AIC: The God of ??? and He's-Watching-You-Behind-His-Shades. Has the ability to turn anything ordinary (like poo) into extraordinary gadgets. Never gets Saturdays off.
Posarthrokolasiesyproferoafti: God of Words-That-Are-Impossible-To-Pronounce. Scholars are still trying to decipher how to pronounce his.
Deaf Oi: The truly original God-of-Short-Interjections-such-as-hem-er-ugh-gah-or-erm, who has as much chance of being jumped by lawninjas as Maggie does of being a Chicken Wings. Was greatly worshipped by a now-presumed-dead Xyla.
Toga: God of Philosophical Terror, Playdough, and Wisdom. Was apparently a pwnage wrestler. He is a demi-god because Wisdom, evidently, doesn't play a big part in FRP's world.
Karma: God presiding over a lesser degree of life and death; exaltation and smiting. He is also God of Precision and Nicely Rounded Numbers Such As 1,000,000,025 and 4,444,444,444.
Sfaira: The God Who Shoots People With His Invisible Guns And Occasionally Runs Them Over. Ever said something, and then gotten shot? That was Sfaira. He's been following Xyla and Sora for years, but has never gotten a clear chance to bump them off, much to his chagrin.
Thanatopsis: God of Gold, and Poems That Make No Sense. He also likes waffles, and is rather nosy. He can also be considered god of Camouflage and patron of Stalkers.
Winged Egg of Life: The God(dess?) of Really Weird Trading Cards, and of Newborn Babies. The poor things.
Fark Magician: God of Typos, Giant Rocks, and Card Games. He's also god presiding over the literal
Ironía: The Goddess of Irony and Awkward Contradictions. Enjoys fun every now and then.
(name unknown): God of Death. Originally a human, but when in the process of running away from fangirls, stumbled onto Caelum's Magic Cave, was zapped by Glantina because she mistook him for a yaoi fan, which consequently turned him immortal. Or so they say. He collects the souls of the dead, and is Caelum's
??: the previous God of Death, also originally a human. He, however, came to his position through different circumstances than the incumbent death god, and is much more powerful.
Bubble: The God of, well, Bubbles and Objects-that-are-abused-by-verbs.
Toaster: The father of many sons.
Caohagan: The God of All Milk, whether it's red, blue, or black. Is currently greatly distressed over Sora and Xyla's constant bickering over milk.
Atra's Army
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The Overlord: The Supreme Overlord of Atra. Very, very, evil, but also very slick. If you saw him, you wouldn't know he was the Overlord. He has Plans...
Riche Charme: The extremely sexy commander of Atra's Army. Has a short of sexy honor. Has unimaginably luscious hair and a Flower Wolf.
Fourth Rank Atran: Shows up in "Shiki Lives" only got pwned. Poor guy. Has apparently visited to harrass Kata before.
Lady Letum: The vampire matriarch of Vulnero, and rumored to be the Overlord's lover...but you know those gossiping demons are always get those things mixed up. All vampires bow to her.
Aelfwine: The chieftain of the dark elves. His hatred for light elves and humans is almost tangible.
Alverdine: Aelfwine's mistress. She has the pale skin of a light elf, but the corrupted heart of a dark elf; so if you ever meet a certain elf with dark eyes and a particularly sweet demeanor, be on your guard...
More will be added as they appear.
The Glorious Army of Glantina
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Melantha: The commander of the forces of Prosechoexousia. She is an extremely adept mage - in fact, most likely the most powerful of all in Prosechoexousia, even better than Edric, the crown prince. She is close friends with the Glorious General.
Edric: The crown prince of Prosechoexousia, and a skilled magic swordsman. He doesn't want to become king, and would rather hand the position to his younger brother, Adrian. He is co-commander of the Prosechoexousian forces.
The Glorious General: The general of the paladin army in Wendel. She is a zealous and brave follower of both Glantina and Caelum, and despises all evil with a passion. Of course, hate is only love with its back turned...
Florian: The cold, calculating Patrician of Schala, who will side with whom he judges to have the best odds. Quite young, and has a
Ardea: the mermaid queen of Inferus, and an ardent supporter of the Glorious Army's cause, though she's rather hopeless at military matters.
Politicians
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Queen Rolante XIII: The rather pompous queen of Rolante, AKA Olesya. Addresses self as "we" and writes in big capital letters. Has a famous signature that takes up half the page.
Queen Altena IX: The queen of Altena, AKA Artheia. Has remarkable sneezing skills, and a very nice front hall.
King Navarre VI: The king of Navarre. Extremely jealous of Queen Rolante's parlor's decorations, which is why he decided to attack her. Is going to strike Altena next because of her stylish front hall.
Meredith: Mayor of Noring, because her name is slightly interesting.
Alegra: Governor of Necelle. She seems to be blissfully ignorant, and quite merry...but who knows what goes on inside her head.
Edmund: the "Foreman" of Pleiades. Has a mysterious scar on his forehead. He is too busy running his shop to take care of his city, apparently, because the dark elves have invaded and have been around for quite a while.
More to be added as they appear.
Spirits and Creatures
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Lazirth: the guardian spirit of the water sources in Navarre, whose survival lessons involving water don't make sense.
Deceased/People Who Will Never Show Up Again (Probably)
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Venator: Eh, he's dead, and doesn't really exist in this history anyway, but he deserves a mention, right? Glantina's husband, sort of. Also Xyla's (the other one's) ancestor, sort of (again).
Bob: Died an ignominious death by the Boba of Eternity. He, along with his friend Joe and Bill, always aspired to be a main character but it seems his dream was never fulfilled. He lives on through Bill...
Bill: a member of the Technical Department of the Navarre Army. There is more to him than meets the eye, as Xyla knows very well.
Usse/Joe: another soldier, who is most under-appreciated. He seems to have a strange fixation with Riche Charme, though whether it is admiration or hatred none can know.
Attractive Dragoness: a resident of the Rozen Pig, who is not only psychic, a witch, and a shape-shifter, but also friends with the goddess Älska among other notorious persons.
Chihiro's Father: a most twisted soul, who died in a rather strange matter, and may have held the key to Chihiro's past, but is quite gone now.
Delphi Hospital doctors: Strange accents! Bad intentions! Ucky souls! That's doctors for you.
Bank tellers/guards: They showed up in one roleplay, and then died. Not bad (at least they got more screentime than Joieux).
Lady Vampire: Burnt to a crisp by Artemis in the Prosechoexousia cafe. Most likely a spy sent by Lady Letum.
Xyla I: Shot in Forcena, and good riddance to bad rubbish.
Karuto: Ditto on that one.
VERY SCARY man: A very scary man. Constantly getting revived and failing at freaking heroes out, and then dying. He has such a dysfunctional life, why else would he have such a sorry job?
Foo: Random prostitute looking for a ninja that smells like sunflowers...because he owes her money. Travels with a flying squirrel.
Random transsexual: A random transsexual. Let's not discuss more about him/her.
Phoebus Truth: A well-known lawyer in Necelle, avid follower of Ryūichi and Älska. Likes his boys...I mean clients...young. ...
Hyacinthus: Policeman of the NNPD (New Necelle Police Department), who was later unfortunately terminated from his job due to his presenting of forged evidence and associating improperly with the defendant's lawyer. ...
Adonis: Policeman of the NNPD, with a finger fetish. ...
Old man in Biers: Died from choking most unfortunately on a mochi unwittingly served by Sora. Chances are, if he had never gone to Biers, he probably would've lived out his life in peace and harmony...but that's how the hero's influence goes.
Random People
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Selina: Dun. dun. DUNNNNNNNNN. Very mysterious character...the Overlord's daughter. Her cleavage has awesome powers.
Mysterious Ninja Man Kyousei: The mysterious lover of Kata.
Avlis: The sexy (or so he thinks) guild leader of Tres Brulant.
Oteca: The manly (or so he thinks) guild leader of... ???
Masai: an eleven year old kid in some random desert village, who happens to be Kasai's cousin and a wind sorcerer-in-training.
Kasai's Aunt: Masai's nameless mother, who makes good desert flower cakes.
Darcy: She is often seen lounging about the Prosechoexousian cafe, mooching off her presumably good friend, Lucian, who always buys her black coffee with whipped cream on top.
Lucian: A charming young man who typically converses with Darcy for hours on at the Prosechoexousian cafe, and has a very appealing smile that people say rivals that of Prince Adrian.
1337 Bunnie Squad: They're always there. No matter where you are. And they're always watching you. Always.
Aunt Mary: Keii's aged aunt, who depends on him for survival and raised him after his parents died.
Aros: An extremely suspicious, naturally blonde thief who bears a remarkable resemblance to Sora - except he's a guy. Hmm.
F4: A popular singing and acting group of four young men known as celebrities across Fysallida. Often mistaken for the "Flower Four". The members are Kimi Kirieda, Sun Qiao Xun, Zhang Xiang Cao, and Hanagami Karuyaki.
Insane People from other Dimensions
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IHL: The notoriously powerful SEXY entity of Inflatable-Heads and Disturbing-Laughter. Is the subject of many people's nightmares. To learn the secrets of the IHL is to decipher the mysteries of the universe.
Gilbert: Also known as Luscious. Has the most luscious hair known to mankind. A mysterious entity that appears before times of crisis to educate young heroes. Is currently in another dimension with the love of his life, Talia...? Has a thing for the Drama of Ara's Life.
Oldbag: Yet another entity; her existence is uncertain, but it is rumored that Oldbag watches over all and is a role model to all senior citizens.
Mortana: A seer. Whose seeing skills are unmatched in the world. Ooooh.
Reborn: Yet another one whose existence has yet to be confirmed. Supposedly a legendary mafia hitman? Is one year old.
Ryūichi: Entity of Lawninjas and Turnabouts. You infringe a copyright? He'll sue you. It's a funny thing, though, because in a way, he should be sueing himself...(ahem) not that he's taken from any video game! No, no, definitely not.
Elizabeth: A certain penguin with hairy legs. Take one look at it and you'll be wanting to draw it all day. What enthralling eyelashes it has...
Lancaster: The President of N00bs-Who-Fail-at-Life Club. (hey, his mom told him to get involved in his freshman year in HS) Is often ditched for pizza.