Post by Shiki on Oct 20, 2007 12:18:08 GMT -5
"Just look at those savages. How dare they eat our comrade!"
"Calm down Carrot, we can't act rashly. Remember, they outnumber and out gun us right now, we have to wait for Thumper and Steve to come back with reinforcements."
"BAH! You know as well as I do that the only reinforcements we have are the stupid bunny special forces. They can't do anything right!"
"At least they're something Carrot. Remember, you're not the only affected by the loss of Nibbles."
"You're right Bouncy. I'm sorry."
"No need to feel sorry old friend. Hey look there's Thump with the special forces."
"Hey dudes. I've got the special forces guys here, and Steve's getting into position." Thumper bounded toward his fellow bunnys accompanied by ten bunnies in little army outfits. The bunnies looked around nervously, and for good reason. They were about to take on their most dangerous assignment yet, and not to mention they were in the presence of the famous L33T (not a 7 a T) Bunnie Squad.
"Alright men, here's the situation," Carrot Man turned to address the slightly quivering group of bunnies. "One of our own has been captured and.. brutally murdered and eaten by giant savages. It is our duty to get avenge our brothers death by disposing of these threats. Now, Bouncy here will tell you the battle plan."
"Thanks Carrot. Alright here's what will happen. Three of you will follow Thump and flank the enemy to the left, while I take another three of you and flank to the right. Steve is currently in position at the back of their camp. The rest of you will stay here with Carrot Man and be given a few long range and special melee weapons. When Steve gives the signal you shall provide him with covering fire, and if worse comes to worse then you'll have to switch to melee. If all goes as planned however, Thump, and I will have our CC4 bombs* set and that'll be the end of that. All right men. Lets go."
Once the group divided and everyone was in position the bunnys and bunnies waited for Steve's signal with growing anxiety. Fially, Steve jumped into the giants' camp and let out his battle cry, "EUUUUUUUARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"THAT'S IT! LET US COMMENCE THE BARRAGE!" Carrot Man and his bunnies all threw their various purrots, stones, and sharpened sticks. Steve used his ninja bunnie skills and left various cuts and scrapes on the giants while Thumper and Bouncy set their CC4 bombs.
"They're set over here! GoGoGo!"
"DUDES CLEAR THE AREA UNLESS YOU WANNA BE EXTRA CRISPY!"
The bunnys and the bunnies ran for cover as the bombs were set. The giants were confused and tired, but they thought nothing of it and simply saw to their wounds. Unfortunately for them, the bunnys don't mess around when setting explosives, and well... You can guess what happened next...
FIRST EPISODE IS ALWAYS THE WORST ONE!
*The CC4 stands for carrot concentration to the 4th power. When a CC4 bomb explodes it releases a large firey ball of β-carotene and vitamin A. If the target if not melted by the intense heat, then their body will succumb to vitamin A overdose which causes liver failure, the β-carotene then turn their skin pigmentation to a shade of orange. The orange effect was simply added because the bunnys thought it would look funny.
"Calm down Carrot, we can't act rashly. Remember, they outnumber and out gun us right now, we have to wait for Thumper and Steve to come back with reinforcements."
"BAH! You know as well as I do that the only reinforcements we have are the stupid bunny special forces. They can't do anything right!"
"At least they're something Carrot. Remember, you're not the only affected by the loss of Nibbles."
"You're right Bouncy. I'm sorry."
"No need to feel sorry old friend. Hey look there's Thump with the special forces."
"Hey dudes. I've got the special forces guys here, and Steve's getting into position." Thumper bounded toward his fellow bunnys accompanied by ten bunnies in little army outfits. The bunnies looked around nervously, and for good reason. They were about to take on their most dangerous assignment yet, and not to mention they were in the presence of the famous L33T (not a 7 a T) Bunnie Squad.
"Alright men, here's the situation," Carrot Man turned to address the slightly quivering group of bunnies. "One of our own has been captured and.. brutally murdered and eaten by giant savages. It is our duty to get avenge our brothers death by disposing of these threats. Now, Bouncy here will tell you the battle plan."
"Thanks Carrot. Alright here's what will happen. Three of you will follow Thump and flank the enemy to the left, while I take another three of you and flank to the right. Steve is currently in position at the back of their camp. The rest of you will stay here with Carrot Man and be given a few long range and special melee weapons. When Steve gives the signal you shall provide him with covering fire, and if worse comes to worse then you'll have to switch to melee. If all goes as planned however, Thump, and I will have our CC4 bombs* set and that'll be the end of that. All right men. Lets go."
Once the group divided and everyone was in position the bunnys and bunnies waited for Steve's signal with growing anxiety. Fially, Steve jumped into the giants' camp and let out his battle cry, "EUUUUUUUARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"THAT'S IT! LET US COMMENCE THE BARRAGE!" Carrot Man and his bunnies all threw their various purrots, stones, and sharpened sticks. Steve used his ninja bunnie skills and left various cuts and scrapes on the giants while Thumper and Bouncy set their CC4 bombs.
"They're set over here! GoGoGo!"
"DUDES CLEAR THE AREA UNLESS YOU WANNA BE EXTRA CRISPY!"
The bunnys and the bunnies ran for cover as the bombs were set. The giants were confused and tired, but they thought nothing of it and simply saw to their wounds. Unfortunately for them, the bunnys don't mess around when setting explosives, and well... You can guess what happened next...
FIRST EPISODE IS ALWAYS THE WORST ONE!
*The CC4 stands for carrot concentration to the 4th power. When a CC4 bomb explodes it releases a large firey ball of β-carotene and vitamin A. If the target if not melted by the intense heat, then their body will succumb to vitamin A overdose which causes liver failure, the β-carotene then turn their skin pigmentation to a shade of orange. The orange effect was simply added because the bunnys thought it would look funny.