Post by Haku on Oct 28, 2007 19:23:19 GMT -5
[light blue is celsius]
Haku, who was currently enthralled by the deadly popsicle vending machine, cursed the fact that this son-of-a-toaster wouldn't accept his perfectly good zenny.
Kata offered assistance, but even her money-related powers were unable to insert the bill properly into the black chasm of blinking mechanical doom.
(Obviously the two of them do not carry around spare change, for Haku hates the jingling, and Kata feels no need for the extra weight.)
When the dramatic boss battle music began, Haku realized his popsicle-related fate was sealed. Totally depressed he resorted to poking his two index fingers together in a I'm-doing-this-because-mushrooms-won't-grow-underground-manner.
...
"BATTTTTTLE STAAAAAAATIONSSSS", cried Shinji.
"Uh, we don't have any designated positions", points out Aizaku.
"..."
Haku's lightbulb which previously had a very saddening sad face on dinged and lit up luminously.
"How many popsicles would I be able to buy with this bounty..?"
"..."
"Oh. Hey guys you don't really need to uh, help out, you know? I am a professional.."
'Popsicle hog'
'SHH. THEY MIGHT HEAR YOU.'
"We might as well help, seeing as how.. most of us are heroes and all." Sora points out placidly.
"Kyousei said he would get me a robe thats mysteriously darker and more ninja than the one I already have.."
"Okay, okay I guess we're all fighting then. That doesn't mean you get some of the bounty of course, hohohohoho."
Stopping the stupid conversation, Shinji announced a grand edict that would define each hero's role in battle.
[THESE DO FLUCTUATE.
if it's wrong, he announced it.
gets shot*]
"Xyla, Aizaku, and I will be placed up front, Kata, Sora, and Keii will be spread out behind, and Haku will cover the rear."
In awe of his sudden grandeur, the 7 heroes fall into place without considering how Shinji knew of their abilities.
[Start/GO/Fight! button is pressed now]
"There are seven heads, lets all be responsible for one each. Xyla, Aizaku, let's head in three different directions. Kata and Sora can hit & run, while Keii is going to be our white mage, so Haku can take care of his head. Haku will be nuking from the back."
Everyone nods, and the Hydra is magically active once more.
Shinji pulls out a deadly-looking Dao Saber, and runs his hand over the blade while uttering some type of incantation. The sword bursts aflame, and he charges off to attack the middle head.
Aizaku pulls out a standard long sword, and applies some type of super-conditioner to his hair. It begins to radiate sexily, changing to a drop dead gorgeous blonde hue. Of course this boosts up his power, but not over 9000. [Saiyans cant shoot me D:] He runs off to the left, ready to sexily obliterate the head.
Xyla doesn't really.. have any power-up move [that is beknownst to any of us at the moment] so she resorts to picturing a huge purrot-shooting mushroom creature that gets her Eternal Sword in a nutsake-slicing mood. (The right head is as good as dead ;/)
[LMFAO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SH!TAKE-SLICING, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FARK SENSORS. NUTSAKE<3 DON'T CHANGE IT XD]
Kata takes out two beautiful fans, one is white/green, the other black/purple. They are steel tipped, and the fact that she is very skilled in the arts of waving money[fans] does not help the back-left hydra head.
Sora decks out a longbow and a quiver of poisonous arrows, ready to shoot down her designated head. [Qi pao gives +10 accuracy? dies*]
Keii busts out a mystical-looking cutlass, engraved with some curious markings that give it healing powers.
[Does Keii have any objections to being the healer? Cause we kinda need one, but if you don't want to be stuck with the job we can figure something outt.]
Now everyone stares at Haku looking at what he's going to deck/bust/pull/take out.
His black X-shaped earrings magically glitter away, re-appearing at his fingertips in a much larger version. The spiked bracelets glow into lights and travel down his hand, connecting with the handles to make a pair of chakrams. [YESSU IT'S TOTALLY SEXY. dies* youtube.com/watch?v=0CA_cao_7vE for reference, watch Axel at around ~30 seconds-ish. Add in the earring part with your own imagination D: As for what the bracelet/earrings look like..go home! no wait go to my intro that I'm unable to link you to because of back-related reasons..]
The hydra scoffs at the little meatbags, and prepares seven loogies consisting of mounds of carrots-turned-poison to hurl at the little pests.
TO BE CONTINUED.
DUN DUN DUN--
Xyla: DUMPLINGS.
[Yes I know you all are probably shooting me with your invisible guns T_T.
..
No really, no matter how much you pull the trigger, it doesn't make a difference.
...
Right, uh. I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY THAT.
I am not reliable for RPing!
dies*
Why I wanted to cause it was on a whim, and because no one else knew how to RP my sexy weapon!
Sexy!
I guess I was biased about it, but yeah I pictured that from when I made Haku 1,337 years ago.
And when I finally feel guilty enough to RP, I find the original thread closed dies*
And this one ends up rubbish.
No honestly, it's pretty darn bad.
T_T;;
It's just.
It's hard to RP things. Simultaneously.
And in this type of format it looks like they're taking turns.
...
WHICH I HOPE ISN'T TOO APPARENT CAUSE THAT WASN'T THE ORIGINAL INTENTION.
...
Guh.
...
ALEX COME HERE AND FIX THIS!
:3
yeaaaaaah.
runs away*
Alex,
you don't necessarily need to fiddle with
spell names if you worry about Haku.
Lightning bolts, Hydro Pumps, Ice beams, and [insert wind pokemon move here] and all of their variants are okay.
Just make it so it's on par with everyone else.]
At this juncture of maturation, I realize that Keii is the only one who has a "BUST".
UNINTENTIONALLLL~
Haku, who was currently enthralled by the deadly popsicle vending machine, cursed the fact that this son-of-a-toaster wouldn't accept his perfectly good zenny.
Kata offered assistance, but even her money-related powers were unable to insert the bill properly into the black chasm of blinking mechanical doom.
(Obviously the two of them do not carry around spare change, for Haku hates the jingling, and Kata feels no need for the extra weight.)
When the dramatic boss battle music began, Haku realized his popsicle-related fate was sealed. Totally depressed he resorted to poking his two index fingers together in a I'm-doing-this-because-mushrooms-won't-grow-underground-manner.
...
"BATTTTTTLE STAAAAAAATIONSSSS", cried Shinji.
"Uh, we don't have any designated positions", points out Aizaku.
"..."
Haku's lightbulb which previously had a very saddening sad face on dinged and lit up luminously.
"How many popsicles would I be able to buy with this bounty..?"
"..."
"Oh. Hey guys you don't really need to uh, help out, you know? I am a professional.."
'Popsicle hog'
'SHH. THEY MIGHT HEAR YOU.'
"We might as well help, seeing as how.. most of us are heroes and all." Sora points out placidly.
"Kyousei said he would get me a robe thats mysteriously darker and more ninja than the one I already have.."
"Okay, okay I guess we're all fighting then. That doesn't mean you get some of the bounty of course, hohohohoho."
Stopping the stupid conversation, Shinji announced a grand edict that would define each hero's role in battle.
[THESE DO FLUCTUATE.
if it's wrong, he announced it.
gets shot*]
"Xyla, Aizaku, and I will be placed up front, Kata, Sora, and Keii will be spread out behind, and Haku will cover the rear."
In awe of his sudden grandeur, the 7 heroes fall into place without considering how Shinji knew of their abilities.
[Start/GO/Fight! button is pressed now]
"There are seven heads, lets all be responsible for one each. Xyla, Aizaku, let's head in three different directions. Kata and Sora can hit & run, while Keii is going to be our white mage, so Haku can take care of his head. Haku will be nuking from the back."
Everyone nods, and the Hydra is magically active once more.
Shinji pulls out a deadly-looking Dao Saber, and runs his hand over the blade while uttering some type of incantation. The sword bursts aflame, and he charges off to attack the middle head.
Aizaku pulls out a standard long sword, and applies some type of super-conditioner to his hair. It begins to radiate sexily, changing to a drop dead gorgeous blonde hue. Of course this boosts up his power, but not over 9000. [Saiyans cant shoot me D:] He runs off to the left, ready to sexily obliterate the head.
Xyla doesn't really.. have any power-up move [that is beknownst to any of us at the moment] so she resorts to picturing a huge purrot-shooting mushroom creature that gets her Eternal Sword in a nutsake-slicing mood. (The right head is as good as dead ;/)
[LMFAO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SH!TAKE-SLICING, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FARK SENSORS. NUTSAKE<3 DON'T CHANGE IT XD]
Kata takes out two beautiful fans, one is white/green, the other black/purple. They are steel tipped, and the fact that she is very skilled in the arts of waving money[fans] does not help the back-left hydra head.
Sora decks out a longbow and a quiver of poisonous arrows, ready to shoot down her designated head. [Qi pao gives +10 accuracy? dies*]
Keii busts out a mystical-looking cutlass, engraved with some curious markings that give it healing powers.
[Does Keii have any objections to being the healer? Cause we kinda need one, but if you don't want to be stuck with the job we can figure something outt.]
Now everyone stares at Haku looking at what he's going to deck/bust/pull/take out.
His black X-shaped earrings magically glitter away, re-appearing at his fingertips in a much larger version. The spiked bracelets glow into lights and travel down his hand, connecting with the handles to make a pair of chakrams. [YESSU IT'S TOTALLY SEXY. dies* youtube.com/watch?v=0CA_cao_7vE for reference, watch Axel at around ~30 seconds-ish. Add in the earring part with your own imagination D: As for what the bracelet/earrings look like..go home! no wait go to my intro that I'm unable to link you to because of back-related reasons..]
The hydra scoffs at the little meatbags, and prepares seven loogies consisting of mounds of carrots-turned-poison to hurl at the little pests.
TO BE CONTINUED.
DUN DUN DUN--
Xyla: DUMPLINGS.
[Yes I know you all are probably shooting me with your invisible guns T_T.
..
No really, no matter how much you pull the trigger, it doesn't make a difference.
...
Right, uh. I HAVE MADE A DISCOVERY THAT.
I am not reliable for RPing!
dies*
Why I wanted to cause it was on a whim, and because no one else knew how to RP my sexy weapon!
Sexy!
I guess I was biased about it, but yeah I pictured that from when I made Haku 1,337 years ago.
And when I finally feel guilty enough to RP, I find the original thread closed dies*
And this one ends up rubbish.
No honestly, it's pretty darn bad.
T_T;;
It's just.
It's hard to RP things. Simultaneously.
And in this type of format it looks like they're taking turns.
...
WHICH I HOPE ISN'T TOO APPARENT CAUSE THAT WASN'T THE ORIGINAL INTENTION.
...
Guh.
...
ALEX COME HERE AND FIX THIS!
:3
yeaaaaaah.
runs away*
Alex,
you don't necessarily need to fiddle with
spell names if you worry about Haku.
Lightning bolts, Hydro Pumps, Ice beams, and [insert wind pokemon move here] and all of their variants are okay.
Just make it so it's on par with everyone else.]
At this juncture of maturation, I realize that Keii is the only one who has a "BUST".
UNINTENTIONALLLL~