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Post by Shiki on Sept 14, 2007 18:38:39 GMT -5
I loled a lot... At both Rps... Sigh.. You guys make my character seem more disciplined than I do...
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Post by Keii on Sept 14, 2007 18:55:09 GMT -5
The dazed Keii walked around lazily and asked, "what werrrrrererr those thinngss called again?"
Sora blinked at his wretched beer breath, but then again thought that it would have to be something to get used to. "Are you talking about those Happy Drink..?"
"surrre. *belch*"
"Umm.." Sora turned around and filled the glass with water thinking it would calm him down. "Here you go, that one might be a little strong.."
As Keii was mid-gulp he sprayed whatever was in his mouth at all three of the "main characters," then wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Woooops (in a very high tone) Sorry about that.." and sat himself down calmly thinking nothing happened. All of the other three, drenched in saliva and "happy drink" and whatever he caught in his mouth during the "drag," stared blankly at Keii, not nearly questioning if he was an Atraan spy.
What an odd boy.. He deserves a flick.. one thought.
... gross i think theres mucus on my cheek.. this boy was better asleep.. another thought as she reached for a wet towel.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU MOTHER*bleep*-IN RUDE KID! YOU WANNA GET JUMPED?! another exclaimed calmly.. All three were dumbfounded at this outburst. Then the man with the pets and the lady cleaning the cup/wiping her face turned to Keii.
"Don't look at me." *waa waa waaawawawawa.. "funny guy music**audience laughter*
[and alex.. if u want me to fix that i can..]
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Post by Shiki on Sept 14, 2007 19:00:56 GMT -5
Omg! I cussed! Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg! My character is a bad guy, but even disciplined bad guys don't cuss... T_T The grammar is good, so you're not as bad as you think. Just delete that last line and leave it like that if you could. I'll continue it right now.
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Post by Shiki on Sept 14, 2007 19:45:42 GMT -5
"YOU JUST SPIT ON ME! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"
"Am I supposed to?"
"I am Shinji! The one who shall defeat you in a drinking contest!"
"OH YEAH? BRING IT!"
Shiki and Keii both sat down on barstools in a huff. Haku backed up into a chair and sat down dejectedly. It was obvious that neither of these odd people were Atrans. If he couldn't get a bounty for them he should at least get some entertainment.
Sora came back wiping herself with a shockingly clean towel, and blinked at the two guys staring at her intensely with "main character stares".
"What did I miss?" Sora asked Haku, who seemed to be the only one with any normality.
"Oh nothing. Just that these two gentlemen wish to have a drinking contest." " "DRINKING CONTEST!? GAWRSH WE HAVEEN'T SEEN A DRINKING CONTEST IN AGES! HEY EVERYONE WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DRINK DOWN!"
Drawn by the call of the nameless NPC all teh bar patron gathered around the bar. The smell of *censored for the sake of everyone's last meal* filled the air. Although Sora was used to the smell, and Shiki had smelled worse in his time, both Haku and Keii were unprepared for the putrid smells. Haku proceeded to keel over while Keii remembered that he had been challenged to a drinking contest. Bad smells or no he wouldn't lose to some upstart young punk!
"Alright then. Gentlemen start your..."
"Wait! Let me get rid of the load that's already inside me. It's only fair."
"He's right! No handicap! I want to win this thing fair and square."
Shiki walked to the bathroom and went over his plan. These people were obviously knowledgeable about the surrounding area, or at least the girl was. One was able to wake up that Keii person just by placing his hand over Keii's heart. His knowledge of magic would be worth a little possibly. Keii himself, Shiki couldn't read yet, but perhaps through this barbaric ritual he would be able to gain his trust and anything useful he had. First he would contact his master with the little information he had, and give the promise of more later.
~~~~Numerous happy drinks and happy drink induced songs later~~~~
"So you're name's Sora eh? Nice to meet you. What about you my friend? Who are you to have awakened this fine opponent for me?"
"My name's Haku. I'm a bounty hunter. I'm still amazed at the fact that Sora's a real bartender. You must be one in well... You must be the only one."
"Eh, I just do this part time. I really like adventuring with my friend Xy. Right now she's becoming mysterious with this weird carrot ninja guy."
*Thump* *Thump*
The sound of two bodies hitting the bar floor stopped Haku and Sora's conversation.
"Looks like they had a bit too much to drink."
*Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump*
"Looks like everyone else did too... Well help me clean up this mess. You look like a buff mama. C'mon it'll be fun looking through their pockets.""
*Since the characters can't read narrative I figured I might as well refer to my character using his real name.
**My pockets only contain large amounts of money. Take it for a tip if you will Sora.
***Added colors to Zak. Apparently Beige doesn't work....
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Post by Keii on Sept 14, 2007 20:11:58 GMT -5
fine any use of me? how dare thee question my usefulness!
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Post by chi <3 on Sept 15, 2007 10:14:14 GMT -5
*uhm...ill join up as soon as i get out of that stupid forest :]*
and im confused. who is haku? and keii? and purrots??? o.o and if u give me a happydrink, ill turn into my mutation. hmm. i could add that to help me get closer into harnessing my powers. dont go anywhere! i need to catch up D:
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Post by Keii on Sept 15, 2007 11:39:20 GMT -5
dont u read the introductions?
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Post by Keii on Sept 15, 2007 11:39:40 GMT -5
read them now..
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Post by Keii on Sept 15, 2007 11:48:23 GMT -5
why dont i get a color
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Post by Sora on Sept 15, 2007 14:50:37 GMT -5
Sora was busily searching Shinji's pockets (as Keii's had contents of dubious origin) when the door opened yet again. "Hey, Kata," she said, not looking up.
The girl stood in the threshold, surprised, swinging a scroll carelessly by the ribbon. "How did you know it was me?"
"I anticipated you." When Sora didn't go further, Kata raised an eyebrow. "Why's that? ...Why are you going through that guy's pockets?"
Sora came up with a gold zenny and grinned, pocketing it. "It's a long story. You didn't find the art shop, right?"
Kata shook her head, kneeling to check Shinji, who was sprawled facedown on the floor in a most undignified manner. "No, but it was so cold I thought I'd come here to get some drinks and warm up."
"Good." Sora glanced at Kata. "What are you doing?"
She was pushing Shinji so he rolled over onto his back. "Hey, I know this guy!"
Haku was mopping up a spill on the other side of the bar when he heard Kata's exclamation. He came over, wringing out a towel. "What is it?"
"I know you too!" Kata pointed, eyes wide. Sora rolled her eyes; Kata was always way too dramatic. "It's like we're in some story or something!"
"..."
Sora tried not to notice the irony of that statement while Haku mentally told his spirits to stop snickering. "So what now?" Kata continued, standing up. "What's up with that...guy with the weird cape?"
Haku rubbed his forehead. "I thought he was an Atran spy and took him here to interrogate him, though the chances of that seem pretty slim now."
"And what are you doing in Elrand?" asked Sora curiously.
Haku pulled a table upright and dusted it off absently. "I'm looking for the person who commissioned for a hunt. Supposedly, they're at the art shop, or somewhere near there."
Sora stared. "Did you just say...art shop?"
Haku stared back. "Yes..."
Sora stared.
Haku stared.
Kata wondered why everyone was staring at one another and counted the tiles on the ceiling idly.
As if on cue, the door was thrown open. "Anyone in here know where the bank is?" shouted Aizaku unnecessarily.
"Sure," Haku responded automatically, "it's next to the...art...shop..."
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Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere, Fate grinned and pulled a card out of his hand, placing it facedown. "I end my turn. Your move, Ater."
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"We've probably been thrown together like this for a reason," stated Sora, who knew a main character when she saw one and clearly perceived three of them standing in front of her - five if you counted Shinji (who she wasn't too sure about) and Keii. "So...what should we do know? We're all going to the art shop, sort of, right?"
Aizaku looked thoughtful, though no one noticed because everyone was staring at his hair. "But what about (he pointed to Keii and Shinji) them? Are they going to wake up any time soon?"
"Probably not." Sora glanced at the bar, which was littered with empty glasses. "They really...went at it like men."
Haku frowned. "I might be able to do something." He knelt next to Keii and placed his hand on his chest, putting his other hand on Shinji's. For a moment, nothing seemed to happen, but then Sora could have sworn she'd seen something like electricity course from his fingertips. She wrote it off as part of her imagination as both men jolted. Only Keii shot up, though, while Shinji slept away, his face surprisingly untroubled in sleep.
"Aghhhh Caelum," groaned Keii, clutching his forehead. He peeked up between his fingers at Sora. "I don't really want to know, but...what did I do?"
"You drank about fifty happy drinks," Sora answered matter-of-factly. "I think you deserve the hangover. State your name and profession for the court record - er, I mean, just state them."
"Keii." Keii winced. "My eyesssss...I'm from Rhumetown, and I'm just a...regular guy..."
"A regular guy wears a cape like that?" said Aizaku incredulously. Keii turned to him, squinting. "Whoa! You've got nice hair...heh heh..."
"Did a boy just hit on me?" Aizaku asked Sora calmly, eye twitching. Sora just shook her head as if trying to shake away the notion and looked to Keii. "Where are you headed?"
"Elrand." Keii glanced around. "Now that I think of it, this place seems pretty familiar...owwww...."
"Young man," Aizaku said authoritatively, "remember: always say no to drugs."
Keii blinked confusedly up at him, as did Sora.
Meanwhile, Haku was still kneeling next to Shinji, rather confused. "He should be awake by now," he commented. Kata furrowed her eyebrows. "That is weird. I mean, that guy woke up...maybe it'd be best to leave him?"
"You're right...he might just wake up on his own." Haku stood, and looked to Sora. "What did he say?"
"His name is Keii, and he's just a 'regular guy'." Sora did air quotes. "But my Magatama says he's not lying."
She was instantly mobbed by lawninjas. "So I guess he's not an Atran, huh?" Haku said to her after she emerged. Keii overheard.
"Of course I'm not! I just need to go to the art shop to get some supplies for my aunt."
"..." went Haku.
"..." went Sora.
"..." went Kata.
"..." went Aizaku.
" . . . " went the whole courtroom - er, bar.
Because Keii was too hungover to walk, Haku ended up dragging him along again. Shinji was left behind, because main characters don't have enough time to worry about defenseless, drunk citizens lying about ready to get robbed. And so the populace of Elrand stared as the curious group of the lady with legendary blonde hair, the girl with fans who kept tripping, the man who was dragging another man along, and the man with the incredibly shmexy hair as they made their way dramatically to the art shop.
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"I activate Change of Heart," said Ater, throwing down the magic card. "And I choose to control - " he pointed to the card on the side of Fate's field. "Haku. And I want to have him wake Shiki up. Haku, use Volt's power to awaken Shiki!"
Fate watched as the bounty hunter did so - and, as expected, nothing happened. He smiled. "Foiled by your own wiles, Ater."
Ater narrowed his eyes at him. "What do you mean?"
Fate pointed. "Your Shiki has a special equipped magic card that negates any magic sent his way. You remember, don't you? That amulet? That includes the powers of summoned spirits. So your Change of Heart has been wasted and Haku is returned to my side of the field. We're even now for that hangover you gave Keii. Finish your turn, Ater."
The god sighed and threw a card face down. "That's all. Your move, Fate."
Fate ran his eyes over his hand and concealed his smile. He picked a card and placed it down. "I place this card face down and end my turn. Tread carefully, Ater..."
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 15, 2007 14:57:58 GMT -5
Aizaku quickly hurried towards the bank as soon as he had time.... "I wish to deposit this big huge sword and withdraw a few gold zenny please." said Aizaku.
"Erm... Of course hai- I mean sir." the banker replied.
And so Aizaku had given his big sword that was in his big pocket and had withdrawn some money to buy food with later on.
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 15, 2007 14:59:21 GMT -5
Errr I guess I got taken out of the top part o__O
Wait... nevermind....
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Post by Keii on Sept 15, 2007 15:23:37 GMT -5
is alex shinji or shiki
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Post by Kata on Sept 15, 2007 15:27:25 GMT -5
Isaac, meethinks you weren't supposed to do that yet until we actually got to the art shop. D:
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Post by shmexyhair on Sept 15, 2007 15:28:59 GMT -5
Ahhh but I needed money... or else how else would I pay for the fee for being in the bar and gettin food?
You want me to freeload off you? xD
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